You Might be House if...
Because Laura's now put the Cameron one in the files, I felt compelled
to do more...
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You Might Be House If...
10.) You work in a building with all glass offices despite hating people
and enjoying your privacy.
9.) You refuse to acknowledge the top two buttons of any shirt.
8.) The CEO of Nike has personally sent you a thank you letter for your
support of the Shox product line.
7.) You managed to find the one condo building in the world that
actually allows grand pianos.
6.) Your toy and electronics collection would make a 12 year old boy
weep.
5.) You've yet to learn how to operate your electric razor at any
setting below "scruff".
4.) Vicodin isn't just a prescription for you, it's a way of LIFE.
3.) You haven't dated in years but the amount of cleavage your female
coworkers show more than makes up for the fact.
2.) You have such power over your subordinates that even the ones that
don't like you will obey your orders to do illegal acts.
1.) You have a cane and play with it when you're thinking or bored. And
no, that ISN'T a metaphor.
Pip
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