Howard Stern loves to talk about the Olsen Twins on his radio show (he used to watch their videos too). There's 77 transcripts of Howard's comments in the Files going back to 2002 that you can read.

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On 4-17-07 Howard Stern said that he thinks Ashley is hot and that he's more into Ashley than Mary-Kate.

On 10-31-07 Howard Stern said that he is jealous of Lance Armstrong, who was seen in public making out with Ashley Olsen. Howard said that he would make out (and do more) with one of the Olsen Twins, but it would be in private in his apartment and he would never admit to it. Howard said that no guy Lance Armstrong's age should make out with the Olsen Twins in public. Howard said that it should be done in private because otherwise it looks creepy.

On 11-8-07 Howard Stern said that there is something wrong with Lance Armstrong for dating Ashley Olsen. Lance Armstrong is 37 and Ashley is 21. Howard said that it's not so much the age difference, but it's just that Ashley looks like a little girl. Howard said that it's creepy and that they have to look weird together. Howard said that it freaks him out that Lance is with Ashley. Howard said that he would bang Ashley Olsen but that you'd never know it, because it would be very private. Howard said that he wouldn't have Ashley sitting on his lap in a club in public. Howard said that he would take her to his apartment and keep it a secret. Howard said that there would be no going out to Nobu Restaurant with her to eat !!!

On 3-27-08 Howard asked Adam Duritz of The Counting Crows about his ties to the Olsen Twins.

On 7-14-08 Howard Stern said that he saw the movie 'The Wackness' and he said it was great and it's got a scene with Ben Kingsley making out with Mary Kate Olsen.

On 11-13-08 John Stamos told Howard that Mary-Kate loves Howard and the Howard Stern Show!