Improving healthcare in rural areas!





This is hilarious! Be sure to read the warning at the bottom. I didn't
change a word! I'm not messing with the Sex Fairy!

1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make
love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine
and skin smooth.
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2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering
dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the
pores and makes your skin glow.
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3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that
romantic dinner.
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4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches
and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than
swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!
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5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases
endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving
you with a feeling of well-being.
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6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually
active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones.
These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!
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7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE
EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.
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8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing
encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the
acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.
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9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can
release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.
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10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural
antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.
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This message has been sent to you for good luck in sex. The original is
in a room in the basement of the Dwight House Pub. It has been sent around
the world nine times. Now sex has been sent to you. The "Hot Sex Fairy"
will visit you within four days of receiving this message, provided you, in
turn, send it on.

If you don't, then you will never receive good sex again for the rest
of your life. You will eventually become celibate, and your genitals will
rot and fall off. This is no joke! Send copies to people you think need sex
(who doesn't?). Don't send money, as the fate of your genitals has no price.

Do not keep this message. This message must leave your e-mail in 96
hours. Please send ten copies and see what happens in four days.

Since the copy must tour the world, you must send it. This is true, even
if you are not superstitious.











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