I know this is off topic but I thought I would share. If it makes someone laugh
then it is worth it.

As some of you know I am a pharmacist. And actually for the last 10 years I have
supervised the pharmacists in my area. I will tell people stories of things that
happen at work which to me is a normal day.

So in comes a customer that just dropped his prescription off to be filled and
went over to the waiting area to rest. The prescription is ready and the
cashier tried to wake the guy up. He is breathing but nobody can wake him. So a
call goes out to 911. Of course the fire department, ambulance, and police come
to the store. The go over to help the guy and find that a box of KY jelly and a
box of condoms were shoved down his pants. They finally get him awake but arrest
him for shoplifting.

The stealing apparently was so exhausting he couldn't stay awake. But with that
stamina he doesn't need to steal what he did.

Danny