great shows

I'll have to get one of my assistants to take one of my dashing self.
It will probably have to wait until sometime between the Solstice and
the end of Kwanzaa.  May you have a frightfilled holiday season, my
eternal beauty.

-Doc

What's up, Doc?

What can I say...I love your taste.

Your "dead tissue" experiment sounds right up my alley. And you're
single, too! Oy vey, send a picture, right away!

My only request is that you turn your scientific genius toward ridding
me of my evil curse BEFORE you enslave the world.

Just do me that teensy-tinesy favor, okay?

And DO keep watching my little episodes! There are many more adventures
to come.

All my love,

CREEPORIA

--- In CREEPORIA@yahoogroups.com, "Ambrose Kincaid" <drwonko@...> wrote:
>
> Hi Creeporia,
>
> Bubbalah, I have to tell you major kudos for doing the limbo dance in
> those platforms.  I love your creepiness, I love your tongue-in-skull
> style of humor, and I love the way Episode 2 really captured the
> essence of what a director is really like.
>
> I am single and I am a scientist who is interested in perfecting
> either a way to animate dead tissue OR perfect a shrinking ray.
> Maybe, working on a means to enslave the entire world.
>
> Anywho, I hope to see Episode 3 soon!
>
> Keep on creepin'!
>
> -Doc
>

Hi Creeporia,

Bubbalah, I have to tell you major kudos for doing the limbo dance in
those platforms.  I love your creepiness, I love your tongue-in-skull
style of humor, and I love the way Episode 2 really captured the
essence of what a director is really like.

I am single and I am a scientist who is interested in perfecting
either a way to animate dead tissue OR perfect a shrinking ray.
Maybe, working on a means to enslave the entire world.

Anywho, I hope to see Episode 3 soon!

Keep on creepin'!

-Doc

I don't think so, you've seen one skull, you've seen them all.  And I
still have my body yet. LOL


--- In CREEPORIA@yahoogroups.com, "creeporia" <creeporia@...> wrote:
>
> --- In CREEPORIA@yahoogroups.com, "eddie_the_head29" <scm_1974@>
> wrote:
> >
> > Hi Creeporia, I saw you on the Fangoria board, and from there I found
> > your site.  Your show is very entertaining and I look forward to more
> > episodes, hope that you can break that curse.  Lets hope that the new
> > roomate your getting in the crypt won't drive you batty. :oD
> >
>
> Hi Eddie_the_head,
>
> It would be hard for anybody to drive me batty since Batty himself
> does a pretty good job of that.
>
> But thanks for your concern.
>
> By the way, with a name like eddie_the_head, are you in any way
> related to Bonaparte?
>
> -Creeporia
>

--- In CREEPORIA@yahoogroups.com, "Mark Williams"
<markwilliams00001@...> wrote:
>
> Hello Creeporia how are you doing?
>
> I just had to leave a message here to let you know that i think
your
> little episodes are amazing they are really funny and i cant wait
to
> see the 3rd episode, when will that be ready to view?
>
> Well thanks again Creeporia, the goul of my dreams hehehe or should
> that be nightmares?
>

Hi, Mark!

Thanks for the kind words and thanks for joining my little Yahoo
forum-of-fright!

The team of gruesome gremlins who put my episodes together are
working feverishly around the clock to get episode three ready.
Hopefully it will be posted well before Halloween!

So stay tuned. And be sure to tell all of your friends about my
little online show. I have many more adventures to come. If you think
you're having nightmares now, just wait and see what HORRORS are
coming your way.

Boo!

-Creeporia

Hello Creeporia how are you doing?

I just had to leave a message here to let you know that i think your
little episodes are amazing they are really funny and i cant wait to
see the 3rd episode, when will that be ready to view?

Well thanks again Creeporia, the goul of my dreams hehehe or should
that be nightmares?

--- In CREEPORIA@yahoogroups.com, "eddie_the_head29" <scm_1974@...>
wrote:
>
> Hi Creeporia, I saw you on the Fangoria board, and from there I found
> your site.  Your show is very entertaining and I look forward to more
> episodes, hope that you can break that curse.  Lets hope that the new
> roomate your getting in the crypt won't drive you batty. :oD
>

Hi Eddie_the_head,

It would be hard for anybody to drive me batty since Batty himself
does a pretty good job of that.

But thanks for your concern.

By the way, with a name like eddie_the_head, are you in any way
related to Bonaparte?

-Creeporia

Hi Creeporia, I saw you on the Fangoria board, and from there I found
your site.  Your show is very entertaining and I look forward to more
episodes, hope that you can break that curse.  Lets hope that the new
roomate your getting in the crypt won't drive you batty. :oD

Vell,  you don’t look so creepy
In fact you look rather kyoot
You don’t hev to be all veepy
Just chew on the eye of a newt!

Yes, gulp it down, my Creeporia,
My sveet and sour sauce,
It’s been 300 years of euphoria
Since you emoijed from the vomb  from vhich you vere tossed!

A lonesome desolate ectress!
A narcissist on the road to fame!
As vondrous as those stars in the sky
And Creeporia is your name!

I cherish you my dahling
Vit a light that looks real dark!
See, ve got blacklights in Smokesylvania
For those romantic nights in the park!

Oh Creepy, Creepy, Creepy
Did I make you out of clay?
Like Frankenstein’s own monster
So I vould hev somevun there to play

Vit me both day and night
(though nights seem to be more apt)
like a puppy sitting at my feet,
like a kitten in my lap!

Like a cherished little veirdo
Of the female ghoul persuasion
Transcending thoughts of mere dough,
A pale and cool caucasion!

Oh yes you are Creeporia
And you torment me vell vit fear
Yet all the voild is better
Vit your nice buttocks planted here!

Oh yes ve praise Creeporia
And those deeds that you perform
As cold as days in prehistoria
Before the oith got varm!

I vill mate you like a vampire!
I vill bite you on the neck!
I’m 496 years old
And I still ain’t a wreck!


I’ll bet you could cook bat soup
Better than a verevolf chick
I’d eat it all in vun feel svoop
And vit my tongue I’d lick

The bowl from vhere it came from
And the toes upon your feet
Mmmm it tastes better than bubble gum
And it’s better for me than meat!

And I vould tell you stories
And play skveezebox for avhile
Until you vould abhor me
Or I vould make you smile!

Oh you crack me up Creeporia
Vit your vild and vicked vays!
Did I see you valking around Astoria
Sometimes in a daze?!!!

Oh my melancholy cherub
My angel of distress
I’d give you some kind of scarab
If only you’d confess

Your love for me, as I love you
You wretched human being
Who I so enjoy listening to
And also I  like seeing!

xoxoxooxo
Count Smokula
10/2/2007

Well let me say, thank you first for your request on MySpace.  I was
more than happy to add you to my list and to be on your growing list
of fellow creepies.  I consider it a great honor.  I watched the
first episode and checked out your MySpace and website.  Very nice,
and pleasantly creepy.  Very catchy poem and very informative.  I
could be just what you are looking for in a mate.  I have been
married to the living and to tell you the truth it wasn't all that
exciting.  I think I may have been too "creepy" for her, what with
all of the constant hanging out at haunted old buildings and
mausoleums trying to contact the dead, I think it may have been more
than she could bear.

Having seen my MySpace page, you have seen my picture when I am at my
semi-best.  However, I tend not to stick my morning pictures on there
because they are more along the lines of Leatherface-ish.  Some
compare my morning look to Bill the Cat as well, before that first
cup of coffee.

Well, my dear, you are definitely a catch for any man, dead or
alive.  Take care and hope to talk to you soon.

Brian

--- In CREEPORIA@yahoogroups.com, "creeporia" <creeporia@...> wrote:
>
> --- In CREEPORIA@yahoogroups.com, "beerrun_colin" <beerrun_colin@>
> wrote:
> >
> > --- In CREEPORIA@yahoogroups.com, "bigbadbampa" <north_hope@>
wrote:
> > >
> > > Hello
> > >        Just watched your Vid on Stage 6
> > > Thought I would check out your site
> > >
> > how are you doing? my name is rat and im definetly likeing what i
> seen.
> > althogh i cant say yes to getting mearreid, i can say you look
very
> > stuning. my wife and i are going to be haveing a little one come
> march
> > 8th. and i cant waight! i saw your show about a week ago and have
> to
> > say i have never seen any thing like it and i liked it alot. i
> think
> > you are doing a good job and so is every one else who works
behind
> the
> > seens. and i hope you will find the one yrue love who will love
you
> for
> > your "dethly ways" and love you for who you are on the in side of
> your
> > hart. i hope to here lots more from you and to be able to see
lots
> more
> > of you later.well until then pease out.
> >
> >                                                  love,rat
> >
>
> Hi Rat,
>
> Thanks for the kind words. There are many rats living here in the
> crypt with me, and I enjoy each and every one of them. They make
> great company.
>
> I wonder if any of them are related to you?
>
> Thanks for visiting, and, yes, there are many more episodes of my
> adventures to come. Be sure to tell me what you think of them. I'll
> be here waiting to hear from you!
>
> Love,
>
> Creeporia
>
i dont know i think my pops might live there with you and mabey my
uncle ron.   lol! on the flip side how is every thing? and how are
you? i hope doing well> well g2g love ya>  love rat

--- In CREEPORIA@yahoogroups.com, "bigbadbampa" <north_hope@...>
wrote:
>
> Will you be one of the thirteen contestants From Long Beach for the
> upcoming The Search for the Next Elvira? If so you got my vote ..If
> not   you still got my vote! };) take care and have a goodnight
>

Hi BBB,

No, my sweet, I'm not trying to be the next Elvira. I'm too busy
devoting all my time to being the first Creeporia!

Mmmmmmm, the way I see it, Elvira should be trying to be me --
younger, prettier and with a fun group of friends like Boney, Batty,
Maurice and Desmond (you'll meet him soon in the upcoming Episode 3).

But I really DO appreciate your vote!

Thanks, and you have a good (and creepy) night, too!

-CREEPORIA

Will you be one of the thirteen contestants From Long Beach for the
upcoming The Search for the Next Elvira? If so you got my vote ..If
not   you still got my vote! };) take care and have a goodnight

--- In CREEPORIA@yahoogroups.com, "bigbadbampa" <north_hope@...>
wrote:
>
> Hello
>        Just watched your Vid on Stage 6
> Thought I would check out your site
>

Hi there, Big Bad Bampa,

I'm so happy to finally have some messages here! Bonaparte bet me
last week that nobody would ever post on this forum and I'm really
happy that he's lost.

For my prize, now he has to remain totally silent for at least an
hour each night. He can't even bang his teeth together and make that
annoying hollow sound that echoes through his thick skull.

So, anyway, now that you're here, what do you think of the place?

Love,

Creeporia

--- In CREEPORIA@yahoogroups.com, "beerrun_colin" <beerrun_colin@...>
wrote:
>
> --- In CREEPORIA@yahoogroups.com, "bigbadbampa" <north_hope@> wrote:
> >
> > Hello
> >        Just watched your Vid on Stage 6
> > Thought I would check out your site
> >
> how are you doing? my name is rat and im definetly likeing what i
seen.
> althogh i cant say yes to getting mearreid, i can say you look very
> stuning. my wife and i are going to be haveing a little one come
march
> 8th. and i cant waight! i saw your show about a week ago and have
to
> say i have never seen any thing like it and i liked it alot. i
think
> you are doing a good job and so is every one else who works behind
the
> seens. and i hope you will find the one yrue love who will love you
for
> your "dethly ways" and love you for who you are on the in side of
your
> hart. i hope to here lots more from you and to be able to see lots
more
> of you later.well until then pease out.
>
>                                                  love,rat
>

Hi Rat,

Thanks for the kind words. There are many rats living here in the
crypt with me, and I enjoy each and every one of them. They make
great company.

I wonder if any of them are related to you?

Thanks for visiting, and, yes, there are many more episodes of my
adventures to come. Be sure to tell me what you think of them. I'll
be here waiting to hear from you!

Love,

Creeporia

--- In CREEPORIA@yahoogroups.com, "bigbadbampa" <north_hope@...> wrote:
>
> Hello
>        Just watched your Vid on Stage 6
> Thought I would check out your site
>
how are you doing? my name is rat and im definetly likeing what i seen.
althogh i cant say yes to getting mearreid, i can say you look very
stuning. my wife and i are going to be haveing a little one come march
8th. and i cant waight! i saw your show about a week ago and have to
say i have never seen any thing like it and i liked it alot. i think
you are doing a good job and so is every one else who works behind the
seens. and i hope you will find the one yrue love who will love you for
your "dethly ways" and love you for who you are on the in side of your
hart. i hope to here lots more from you and to be able to see lots more
of you later.well until then pease out.

                                                  love,rat

Hello
        Just watched your Vid on Stage 6
Thought I would check out your site

Hi,

WELCOME to my little crypt-away-from-home. Here is where you can find
me if you want to tell me your deepest darkest fears - or if you just
want to hang out with all of my fellow and sister ghouls.

Also this is a place to introduce yourself and help me out. As you
know, there are two ways for me to break my UNDEAD CURSE. One of them
is to find a mate...and the other is to become a famous actress once
more.

So if you happen to be single or a producer (and preferably a single
producer)...let's talk!

Have your people call my people. Of course, my people aren't exactly
people, but...you get the idea.

Anyway, have fun!

Spook you later!

Love,

CREEPORIA