WWF:

Chris Jericho:
"Welcome to... *Raw... Is... Jericho*!"
"Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley is a filthy, dirty, disgusting, bottom-feeding, trashbag ho!"
"Will you please shut... the hell... *up*!?"
"Lighten up, Junior!"

Jerry "The King" Lawler:
"Thou shalt weigh less than thy refridgerator"
"You show me a good loser I'll wrestle him everyday"

Huntz Hall:
"RSVP: rye, scoth, vodka, pumpernickel"
"If you lost your voice, it's in myear"
"Everytime I try to use my brain I get in trouble"
"Don't get hit by a parked car"
"Why don't you two guys go play ping pong with a time bomb"
"Brooklyn: that's one of our allies"
"Brains, brains, my head's crawlin' with 'em"
"Now, wait just a minute, young fella, I might be dumb, stupid, idiotic, but gimme a chance to talk prove it"
" American Elevator: goin' up down sideways"

Leo Gorcey:
"He ain't got a dishonest bone in his head, which he uses only for a hat rack"
"I'm not used to havin' my woids contrabandaged"
"Ambitious people sometimes get ahead... chopped right off"