"Welcome to... RAW...IS...JERICHO!"
--Chris Jericho (WWF)

"I'm gonna tell you a story: Ooey Gooey was a worm, a mighty worm was he. He set upon the railroad track, the train he did not see... Ooey gooey!!!"
--Sach (Huntz Hall, Bowery Boys, "Dig That Uranium")

"I'm cookin' a spaghetti dinner. What does it look like? I'm readin' a book!"
--Slip (Leo Gorcey, Bowery Boys, "Here Come The Marines")

"Don't scramble his brains anymore than they are"
--Slip (Leo Gorcey, Bowery Boys, "Clipped Wings")

"It's just one of my idiot-syncrasies"
--Slip (Leo Gorcey, Bowery Boys)

"It's all fun games until someone gets eaten"
--Lewis Kiniski (Ryan Stiles, Drew Carey Show)

"If crap was this tall, you'd need a step-ladder to get to this level of crap!"
--Colin Mochrie (Whose Line is it, Anyway?)

"Will the REAL David Jones please stand up?"
"I am standing up."
--Micky Dolenz Davy Jones (The Monkees)